Friday, September 19, 2008

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….

Saturday was my birthday. I am closer to 50 than I ever expected to be.

My boobs have fallen into no mans land.

My teeth have almost all been capped.

My knees hurt more than they ever have.

The back of my hands look like they belong to some old lady..

My chins wiggle when I laugh.

I pee just a little when I sneeze.

I’m hornier than I’ve ever been in my life.

I’m getting little hang-tab moles all over my neck.
( WTF????? )

Ain’t life grand?


I received an E-card from my sister for my birthday. This is my only sibling. I tried for years to have a relationship with her, but she never responded. Out of the blue I get this card.

I’m not very sure what to think. I’ve written her and emailed her and she doesn’t respond. She is nine years older than I and was our of the house by the time I was 6, so I just figure it is the age difference. At our age now thought that doesn’t even make sense.

There was never a falling out or a fight or anything. She just simply chooses to pretend I don’t exist for some reason.

I HATE the way receiving that card got my hopes up.

1 comment:

Raine said...

Happy belated birthday! Dont get your hopes up at all. Assume you are never gonna hear from her again and this was a fluke. That way anything that might come be a pleasant surprise and you have no disappointments. No expectations - no disappointments.